Jas cracks me up all the time. She’s a toddler with no filter and at 3yrs old its funny, as she gets older it might not be lol. Let me share with you guys some things she’s said that crack me up and make me shake my head at the same time.
Jas talking to my besties Grandmother….
Jas: Grandma, what’s wrong with your hair?
Grandma: Nothing, what’s wrong with it?
Jas: It looks funny, you didn’t comb it?
Grandma: Yes I combed it
Jas: Oh, you should let my mommy do it, it looks crazy
Funny thing about this story is, Jas is good for telling people something is wrong with their hair or that they don’t have any hair and asking why that is and offering my services to people. We were in target last week and Jas sees a baby…
Jas: Mommy, look, a baby!
Me: I see him!
Jas: Awww he’s so cute, why he don’t have no hair?
Me: Because he didn’t grow any yet ( as i smile at his mom like, sorry she’s 3)
Jas: Why not? I grew my hair.
Me: Yes you did but sometimes babies don’t have hair at 1st
Jas: Well his mom needs to get him some. . .
Me: *face to palm*
(I’m glad the babies mom wasn’t offended because I was sure embarrassed)
Jas made up with entire story about having Frogs in her tummy because she didn’t want to brush her teeth. . .
Jas: Mommy, my tummy hurts
Me: What’s wrong with it? Do you need to boo boo?
Jas: No, I have a frog in my belly and its jumping around in there
Me: O.o a frog?
Jas: Yes and it hurts really bad so I can’t brush my teeth
That story went on later on that day when my mom asked her about the frogs
Mimi(what the grands call my mom): So I heard you have frogs in your tummy
Jas: Yep, they’re still in there
Mini: what are they doing in there?
Jas: They’re just hopping around in there
Mimi: Are they gonna come out?
Jas: Nope, they want to stay in there
Mimi: Do you need a check up to get them out?
Jas: No. They make me have the hiccups *fake hiccups*
Me: Jas that was a fake hiccup
Jas: No it wasn’t mommy, it was a real one
Me: it was fake
Jas: Yea. . .real. . .fake
Jas: They make me hiccup and then they come out of my mouth when I do like this *leans her head back and opens her mouth real wide* See! They got out! Did you see them mommy?
Me: No were they invisible?
Jas: Yep! Thats why you can’t see em!
My mom bought Jas a art set…
Mimi: Jas are you gonna let your mommy draw with you?
Jas: Mommy is a good nice mommy, but she can’t draw!
Jas to her daddy. .
Jas: You’re my besy favorite daddy daddy. You’re the best daddy I have
Daddy: How many you got!?
Jas: Just you daddy, you so funny and big! You willy willy BIG daddy, like high up the sky!
Jas to me. . .
Jas: Mommy, I love you so much, you’re my best mommy in the whole wide world.
Me: I love you too monkey, your my best daughter in the whole wide world
Jas: *laughing* I like when you say monkey *starts making monkey noises* Monkies say that huh mommy, they go like *makes more monkey noises*
Me: Yes silly girl, they do
Jas: You so funny
Do your kids say some crazy, funny, silly things? Ever been embarrassed by their lack of filter? lol