I know Jas isnt the only toddler who says the craziest thing. It seems to be the norm with kids really. On any given day my child says something that makes me wonder, “where in the heck did she get that from?”
She likes to argue and always thinks shes right. My sister called Crabby Patties hamburgers and Jas says, “They arent hamburgers,, they’re crabby patties!” Everything has a proper name and she will correct you if you say it wrong.
Lately she has been telling me, “mommy, can I take a bath now, I’m dirty.” I suppose she thinks if I think she’s dirty, I’ll rush to run her a bath.
She also has been saying “actually” a lot. As in, “actually, I’m gonna eat my fries.” she told me when I told her i was going to throw them away.
The way she tells stories and explains things is also amusing.
Me: Jas did you put all your toys away?
Jas: YES! I did. . . but I didn’t
Jas: Mommy my toes are cold
Me: go put on socks
Jas: Actually, my toes are just fine now
Last week I asked Jas why she was crying at school
Jas:Well when Me and Hailey was playing and I said sumpin(yes sumpin lol) to her and we was fightin and then I cried because thats not nice, but i didn’t cry
me: so you didn’t cry?
Jas: I did because I didn’t but Hailey is my friend
and Lets not forget her Jasisms as i like to call them
Boys are boys because they are boys
When i says its sunny that means its sun
When i say its dark that means its dark
girls are girls and boys are boys
im a girl because i am
and all of her statements are followed by a “right mommy?” for validation
So also has some words she says incorrectly that I am gonna be so sad when she learns how to say them right some of them are
The lyrics to Row Row Row your boat ( currently they go “row row row your boat, its down the street, mary mary mary mary, row row your boat”)
ice ceem (ice cream)
But the sweetest thing she does if give compliments. She tells me my hair is beautiful or she likes my dress or shoes. She tells me im pretty often. She also thanks me for the little things. It lets me know she really appreciates the things i do for her. Just now she thanked me for washing her up in the tub.
Thats my baby girl and she certainly says the darnedest things